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Don't you see baby, this is perfection
The salesperson who sits next to me and talks about myspace & carlos mencia all day has her radio tuned to a top 40 station...actually a top 8 station. They play 8 fucking songs a day, on repeat. Due to this I have had Shakira "Hips Don't Lie" stuck in my head for somewhere around two weeks.

To make matters worse I can't understand a goddamn thing they are singing. So in order to stop my brain from singing one line, humming, then muttering something in spanish... I looked up the lyrics:


I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama bonita, mi casa su casa
Shakira, Shakira.



...My name is pretty? My house is your house?

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body



Apparently saying random elementary Spanish phrase makes hot latin women go 'mad'. So my new pickup line will be "Hey Baby, what's your sign? dónde está la biblioteca? BURRITO!"







07.18.06 @ 10:45 AM CST [51 Comments]

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